The Golden Rock - November 4th, 2007 Edition

- Let's start with some AFM news:

CJ entertainment has already presold director Park Chan-Wook's untitled vampire film to France and Russia before the director has even started shooting. Starring Song Kang-Ho, the film is about a priest who transforms into a vampire. I'm hoping it'll be better than it sounds.

Fuji TV's biggest movie of the market is the Stephen Chow-co-produced spin-off of Shaolin Soccer Shaolin Girl. The reason I used so many titles is because producer Chihiro Kameyama wants to make sure that no one sees it as Shaolin Soccer 2.

Thanks to the market, stills from Chung Siu-Tong's The Empress and the Warriors, starring Kelly Chan, Leon Lai, and Donnie Yen, are popping up online. Hong Kong Film Blog points out that the armor designs seem to recall Jackie Chan's The Myth. I don't know if it's just me, but I can't get excited about big martial arts blockbusters anymore.

While Asian film companies go to the American Film Market hoping to get their films sold, they aren't really biting at anything Hollywood has to offer this year.

- I'm not sure if this deal was done during the AFM, but several Japanese films are heading to North America thanks to those small distributors we love so much here at The Golden Rock.

- With the low budgets of Asian films, they really will let any company make a movie these days. That includes a certain Japanese multiplex that had a "Cinema Plot Competition". The first winning film will star a newcomer and will be directed by Rainbow Song director Naoto Kumazawa.

- Like I wrote earlier, how can China's official film award not name their pick for the best foreign film at the Academy Awards the best film? That's why The Knot won 2.5 awards, including best film, half of best director, and best sound.

- The biggest CD now in Chinese-speaking record stores has to be Jay Chou's latest album (with that horrible first single), and AP News says that it's supposed to reflect his current life. Cue paparazzi listening to every song to make up stories.

- Speaking of Jay Chou, the teaser poster for his latest "film" Kung Fu Dunk is now in Hong Kong theatres, along with a teaser on Youtube. Just the title of Kung Fu Dunk and expecting audiences to be dumb enough to still buy a movie with a title like that is flat out insulting.

Of course, it'll probably be a huge hit.

- Speaking of movies that will suck, Kaiju Shakedown has a bunch of movies Grady expect will suck.

On the other hand, he also names a few movies that might rock, although I've heard that Shamo is not one of them.

- As you all know if you read the blog yesterday, the Japanese sequel Always 2 opened this weekend, and it's being commemorated with a diorama built by the film's crew recreating the film's set.

- Dave Spector, an American working actively in Japanese telelvision, says that Japanese drama suck quite a bit. There are still good dramas out there, just not most of them.

- The latest Batman film - The Dark Knight - is coming into Hong Kong to film this week, but apparently a scene of Batman jumping into the harbor has been canceled because it's so damned dirty.

The Golden Rock - November 3rd, 2007 Edition

- Time for some news on Johnnie To/Wai Ka-Fai's latest collaboration Mad Detective. First of all, Hong Kong's Oriental Daily reported that the category-III crime drama has secured a November 29th release date opposite Danny Pang's In Love with the Dead.

There's also a trailer that's finally up. Those mirror shots are pretty impressive.

- During the box office report, I reported that the Japanese sequel Always 2 is opening this weekend, and Japan Times' Mark Schilling has a review of it. Looks like the conclusion is "strictly for fans."

- Meanwhile, Mr. Schilling also has a feature about the Japanese Eyes section of last week's Tokyo International Film Festival, while Philip Brasor shares his thoughts on the films he saw.

- Fuji's 3rd Saturday 11pm drama SP premieres tonight in Japan, and Ryuganji reports that a movie version will probably be greenlit. Then again, the drama IS directed by the director of Bayside Shakedown and written by an award-winning author, so it might be good enough to warrant one. But will the ratings be any good to warrant one?

- Just a day after I wrote about my pessimism towards Andrew Lau's latest big-budget project, Hollywood Reporter has an interview with the unofficial spokesperson for directors with ADD Andrew Lau himself.

The Golden Rock - November 2nd, 2007 Edition

- Variety Asia, after their "10 actors to watch out for" feature, now has a "10 cinematographers to watch for" feature. While three of them are Asian, none of them work in Asian films.

Rain Li
Tetsuo Nagata
Larry Fong

- It's reviews time! Jason Gray has a review of Takashi Miike's box office hit Crows: Episode Zero, which he seemed to have enjoyed. Meanwhile, Variety has a few reviews for films from the Tokyo International Film Festival: Russell Edward's reviews for Bloody Snake Under the Sun and Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge. Working busier than ever, there's also Edwards' review for festival winner United Red Army.

- After making a failed attempt into Hollywood (considering it's been done forever, was finished by its star, and still hasn't seen a release date in North America, The Flock is a failure already), Andrew Lau manages to continue conning Media Asia into giving his a ton of money for a movie. This time he will direct the first of a trilogy of films based on the famed Chinese novel The Water Margin, with him producing the second film, to be directed by Johnnie To (Andrew Lau producing for Johnnie To?). Maybe I'm being really cynical about this, but it's really hard for me to get excited about a big-budget Andrew Lau film.

- In more Lust, Caution news, the Mainland Chinese version, cut by Ang Lee himself and took 6 revisions before it passed, finally opened in China. EastSouthWestNorth has a translation of a Mainland Chinese article that discusses the difference between the two, despite a rumored mandate from the Central Publicity Department to not discuss the differences.

- Lastly (to save news for the rest of the weekend), there's a third and probably final trailer for Peter Chan Ho-Sun's The Warlords, which currently seems to be the only Chinese film in the Hong Kong market for Christmas. As expensive and star-packed as it seems, I can't get myself excited for this one either for some reason.

The Golden Rock - October 29th, 2007 Edition

- Another Monday, another look at Japanese drama ratings this past week. Galileo holds on to its strong premiere ratings with a 22.1 rating for its second episode. Abanrenbo Mama with Aya Ueto also managed to hold on well, dropping only to a 14.2 rating after its 15.3 premiere episode.

Several episodes saw its ratings increased - Hataraki Man went up to a 13 rating from the previous week's 12.3, Friday night TBS drama Utahime went up to a season-high 9.8 after a dip to 7.5, and Mop Girl's ratings have risen for the second week in a row.

The season's biggest disappointment (and there are quite a few already) may be the sequel Iryu 2. After premiering with a strong 21 rating, its rating has fallen dramatically to a 15.5 rating by its third week, despite the first installment being voted the favorite drama that season.

All Fall 2007 Japanese drama information here.

- The Australian film Home Song Stories, which scored several nominations at the Golden Horse Awards, just won both best feature and an award for achievement in acting for Joan Chen at the Hawaii Film Festival.

- After this year's TV remake of High and Low, another Kurosawa film is going down the remake route: this time it's Hidden Fortress, starring Arashi member Jun Matsumoto and Masami Nagasawa. Directed by Shinji Higuchi, who last directed the disaster spectacle The Sinking of Japan, the remake will start filming next month and set for a Golden Week 2008 release.

- The Tokyo Film Festival just wrapped, and the jury awarded the Israeli film The Band's Visit with the Tokyo Sakura Grand Prix. Meanwhile, Jason Gray has a bit more on Japanese Eyes section winner United Red Army.

- Speaking of festival, the Cannes anniversary commemoration omnibus film To Each His Own Cinema will actually be released theatrically in France. Twitch has a link to the trailer, though it only features one still from each film. In case you don't know, the omnibus features quite a few Asian directors, including Takeshi Kitano, Hou Hsiao-Hsien, and Zhang Yimou, among others.

- Why didn't someone think of using the name manga.com earlier? Isn't it such an obvious website name for legit Japanese comics?

The Golden Rock - October 15th, 2007 Edition

- The new drama season started in Japan last week (Fall 2007 drama information from Tokyograph), and Iryu 2, the sequel to the hit drama from Spring 2006, got off to an excellent start with a 21 rating on the ratings chart. Meanwhile, Dream Again, starring Takashi "Genghis Khan" Sorimachi could only score a 12.9 rating for its premiere. Another star who might not be such a star is Masami Nagasawa, as her latest drama Hatachi No Koibito got only a 13.5 rating for its first episode. More premieres to come this coming week, so look for a slightly more comprehensive wrap-up next week. It all depends how tired I'll be, really.

Now, the wrap-up from Pusan International Film Festival:

- The competition section of Pusan, called New Currents, actually has the least well-known films. This is probably because the jury tends to pick heavy art films with social messages, and Variety reports that history has repeated again this year.

- Meanwhile, it seems like the Asian Film Market was pretty quiet in terms of sales, with distributors sending people to just look as opposed to buy.

- Despite the festival running into obstacles and just being generally bland this year, the attendance was still record-breaking.

And now, back to your regular news:

- Wong Kar-Wai was supposed to make a biopic about Bruce Lee's master and it was supposed to star Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, who reportedly spend the last few years getting physically prepared for the role. However, his 5-year rights is expiring and Raymond Wong's Mandarin Films (who last made the Donnie Yen lovefest Flash Point) is stepping in and make their own film about Bruce Lee's master.

This is in addition to the planned film by Fruit Chan about two childhood friends in 1950s Hong Kong who split up on their own roads, one of them being Bruce Lee.

- The teaser trailer is out for the Hollywood remake of the Pang Brothers' The Eye, and I guess it looks blah.

- Also, the second trailer for Feng Xiaogang's The Assembly is online. I use Firefox, so I haven't watched it, and I'll probably watch the movie when it comes out anyway.

- In not-so-pleasant news for the blogging community, the Chinese government is continuing its crackdown of the internet ahead of the party congress.

- And yet, they decided to allow a shorter version of Ang Lee's Lust, Caution, which was edited by Lee himself and is a few minutes longer than the Malaysian version, to play nationwide starting November 1st. Can someone tell me whether Lam Ka Tung makes an appearance at the end of the Mainland version? Someone who's seen both Infernal Affairs and Lust, Caution should get this.

- Then again, despite the film having done very well in Asian territories, audiences in China may very well not even get what "the bad guy" in the movie does.

- China may seem pretty bad, but then the head of the Thai ministry of culture came out and pretty much says: 1) Thai audiences are not educated, and 2) just because said audience doesn't understand a movie, it should be be classified and/or banned.

The Golden Rock - October 10th, 2007 Edition

- It's Oricon charts time! As expected, B'z tops the single chart with their latest, selling 180,000 copies to make it their 40th consecutive number-one single. This also puts them above SMAP as their 41st consecutive single in the top 10. Meanwhile, Dreams Come True scores a number-two debut on the same week as the film based on their songs open this past weekend. The new single sold more than 81,000 copies, which would've earned it a number 1 spot on any other week. Lastly, Mika Nakashima's latest could muster only a 5th place debut with 13,600 copies sold. If the daily charts hold up, expect L'Arc~En~Ciel's latest to top the charts next week.

On the album chart, two compilations topped the chart. Yuki's compilation is far and away the number 1 album with 180,000 copies sold. Far far behind is Yuzu's compilation, which sold 95,500 copies. Last week's winner Ai Otsuka's album (this one's for you, Tokyograph) drops to 3rd place with a still-pretty-strong sales of 66,000 copies, and last week's second place album, the latest from Shiina Ringo's Tokyo Jihen, tumbles to 5th place with just 26,700 copies sold. As for daily rankings, Spitz's latest album should take the top spot if they hold up through the week.

Today in Pusan Film Festival news:

- Director Peter Greenaway would like you to know that cinema has been dead since 1983. Yeah, I saw his 1999 film 8 1/2 women - it wasn't much of a movie indeed.

- The Hollywood Reporter critics report on the critical and audience reactions for some of the films at the festival.

- Variety also has their own report, but concentrating more on the Asian Film Market rather than the films themselves.

- It's festival reviews time! From Pusan comes Russell Edward's review of Isao Yukisada's Into the Faraway Sky and Derek Elley's review of Takashi Miike's Crows: Episode 0, which seems to be the talk of the town so far.

- This year marks the first ChinaBizCamp, where Chinese film industry professionals teach Korean audiences how to sell their movies in a market that restricts foreign films imports to 20 a year and where piracy is rampant partly because of said laws.

- There's an interview with director Lee Chang-Dong, who is currently a jury member on the New Currents section. His award-winning Secret Sunshine is opening in Hong Kong today.

- Lastly, J-Pitch, where Japanese producers try to sell ideas to foreign investors, took its show on the road to Pusan this year with three presentations. At least two of them sound promising. No, I'm not telling you which two.

Back to a short version of your regular news:

- Remember I mentioned in a previous entry that Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django is being criticized for featuring a character hung on a Shintoist gate? Twitch has the offending image that's now been deleted from all the promotional materials. It's in the movie anyway, people.

- After weeks of secrecy, China has revealed that they submitted the carefully calculated war drama The Knot as their pick for a nomination for best foreign film at the Academy Awards. For weeks, there were speculations that China would also pick Lust, Caution (Taiwan's entry) after Peter Chan announced that The Warlords won't be ready on time.

- Good for him. Feng Xiaogang says openly that he hopes to shed the propaganda image of recent Chinese war films with his latest The Assembly. However, it still features an ending fit for both government and audiences.

- Lastly, there's a teaser for Daniel Lee's Three Kingdom: Resurrection of the Dragon, starring Andy Lau and Maggie Q (wtf?). Honestly, it's always been hard to get me excited about a Daniel Lee film, even one with Andy Lau.

The Golden Rock - October 6th, 2007 Edition

- Continuing our coverage of other people's coverage of the Pusan Film Festival, Hollywood Reporter has an interview with John Woo's producer Terence Chang, who's in the town for a screening of Lion Rock Picture's latest producing effort Blood Brothers. According to him, the disappointing film noir-wannabe was "well-received" in Venice and that "a lot of foreign people really appreciate the film." You know, I always just use the "quite loved in Europe" thing as a joke, I didn't think that would really happen, especially to a movie like Blood Brothers.

- Of course, if Hollywood Reporter has interviews, Variety has to have them too. So they have an interview with festival director Kim Dong-Ho, although a portion of the interview is devoted to Korean food and when he would be hanging out at the bars.

- While America's film censorship body MPAA considers giving films with scenes of smoking an automatic rated R (restricted - no one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian), the Chinese government are actually listening to public complaints and will be asking TV/film producers to cut down on "unnecessary" smoking scenes. However, since there are no laws banning smoking, the request obviously simple remains a request.

- There's a first teaser for the officially approved sequel/spinoff for Shaolin Soccer. Moving the action to the Lacrosse field, Shaolin Girl stars Kou Shibasaki as the titular character, it's directed by Bayside Shakedown director Katsuyuki Motohiro, and will even feature cameos by some of Stephen Chow's favorites. It looks pretty silly (OK, I get that the ball is going fast by the intense flame), but I have faith in Motohiro to deliver something watchable.

- It's reviews time! Japan Times' Mark Schilling has a review for the new Yoshimitsu Morita film (I presume he made this before the Sanjuro remake) Southbound.

That's it for the day. Time for this blogger to get some much-needed sleep.

The Golden Rock - October 4th, 2007 Edition

- I'm sure you all now know how well the uncensored prints of Lust, Caution have done in Asia, but what about the censored versions? As far as I know, a version that's been cut by 11 minutes have been playing in at least Malaysia and Singapore. However, Malay censors went ahead and cut and another 3 minutes and barred anyone under 18 from seeing it anyway. Still, the formerly-erotic espionage drama. According to the distributor, the film is still doing rather well considering the genre, despite netizens aware and complaining about the censorship.

- Speaking of censorship, how will they pull this off? China's Shenzhen Golden Coast Film had just optioned the remake rights for a Spanish comedy about an encyclopedia salesman who turns to making porn. The film is due to start production in the fall, and will of course have to be clean enough to clear Chinese censors.

- Eiga Consultant, in light of the recent controversy surrounding actress Erika Sawajiri, posted poll results to why people showed up to her latest film Closed Note. The ratio of male to female audience is 37 to 63, and a majority of audiences are in their 20s and under. When asked why they decided to go watch the film, 26.8% said the content seemed interesting, and the second biggest reason, with 14.4% of audience choosing it, is actually because they were fans of Sawajiri (as opposed to fans of Yuko Takeuchi, which only made up 10.8% of the audience). How come no one says it's because of the director, especially since he made one of the biggest Japanese romantic blockbusters in recent years?

- The first Asia Pacific Screen Awards, which isn't even taking place in Asia, has announced its nominees. The fact that I don't know most of the nominated films means that they really are trying to look for the best Asian films out there, rather than your usual crowd favorites. An especially pleasant surprise for me is Ryu Deok-Hwan's best actor nomination for Like a Virgin. Who says you can't give a great performance in a comedy?

- Under your daily Pusan Film Festival news today, Japanese broadcaster TBS (TV networks are actually the biggest film producers in Japan) is sending quite a few interesting films to the festival. While many people are surely interested in Takashi Miike's Crow Zero, I myself find Kenji Uchida's After School the most interesting after his promising debut A Stranger of Mine. Is it really not coming out until May?

- On the other hand, meet Korea's latest export to Hong Kong - Korean idol Lee Jun-Ki has just signed with Hong Kong entertainment conglomerate EEG. Unless he speaks really good Cantonese already, I have no idea what EEG will be doing with him, except making movies where his voice will be dubbed anyway.

- Also, yet another Korean-Chinese-Hong Kong co-production is on the way. This time it's the Chinese comedy Let's Fall in Love, with no actors or directors announced yet. That makes this news a bit of a waste of space.

- After D-War/Dragon Wars have made millions and millions of dollars around Korea and North America, director Shim Hyung-Rae has announced several follow-up projects, including the film's sequel and a movie called Fish Wars. Really, I'm not shitting you.

- This blogger's idol Hikaru Utada has broken yet another record - she is now the first artist in the world to break the 10 million-mark in digital sales within a year. Too bad her works this year just haven't been up to par.

- Forget about remaking films based on novels, Hollywood is now going straight to the source, as Fox is planning to adapt the Japanese novel Goth with publisher Kadokawa Shoten producing. At least now they don't have to worry about people comparing it with the original Japanese film because it doesn't exist.

- There's an English-subtitled trailer for the Korean film Le Grand Chef, a film based on the comic by the same author of the comic Tezza: The High Rollers. It's a bit of a stretch, yes, but it still looks pretty interesting.

- There's a review for Feng Xiaogang's war film The Assembly by Variety's Derek Elley (aka the guy who inexplicably panned Lust, Caution), which just had its world premiere today at the Pusan Film Festival.

The Golden Rock - September 25th, 2007 Edition.

- The numbers for the Japanese weekend box office doesn't come out until tomorrow, so we'll just going a bit into audience admission rankings for now. For the third weekend in a row, the drama adaptation Hero starring Kimura Takuya lead the rankings, keeping newcomers
Fantastic Four and Arthur and the Invisibles at second and third place, respectively. Also, Naoko Ogigami's Megane opened at 7th place, although I don't know how many screens it opened on.

Despite opening at only 4th place the first weekend, turns out the family film Miss Potter is considered to be doing quite well in Japan, with it being the second-highest-grossing region in the world behind the UK.

- From the (in)famous Johnny's Jimusho comes the newest disposable pop group Hey! Say! Jump! (Jump stands for Johnny's Ultra Music Power. Glad they're still about the music). As an expansion of Hey! Say! (Which debuted recently), there's more of them than ever by making it 10 members.

- This is the closest they got to being right - Hong Kong has chosen Johnnie To's modern western Exiled as Hong Kong's representative for an Academy Award for foreign film.

- After the success of the Korean blockbuster D-War (7.8 million admissions in South Korea, and US$8.5 million and counting in North America as the most successful Korean film in North American box office ever), it's inevitable that the filmmakers would do what every successful B-movie would do: the obligatory sequel!

- Did you know that it's actually legal to download Japanese content from the internet for private use? Of course, it's probably illegal to upload it, but it seems like the downloader carries no actualy legal responsibility. However, it might be too late to tell you this now, because the law is about to change.

- Under "your daily Lust, Caution news" today, Taiwan audiences apparently love Ang Lee's 156-minute erotic thriller. It's even expected to make more than Brokeback Mountain, which is Lee's highest-grossing film in his native country. I should be taking the plunge this weekend.

- It's trailers time! Both courtesy of Twitch. First, there's yet another trailer for Kenta Fukasaku's X-Cross, which finally locked down a release date of December 1st. Honestly, I don't even think he had a say in releasing another trailer, but that's just my opinion. Then there's a trailer for Mamoru Oshii-produced omnibus film Shin Onna Tachiguishi Retsuden. However, it all just seems really silly when a woman in the trailer says with seriousness - "I would like to eat it once more."

- There's a silent fight going on between the Pang Brothers and Andrew Lau about who will make the it's-taking-so-long-that-no-one-is-waiting-for-it-anymore sequel to the comic adaptation Storm Riders. With my hate for Andrew Lau, I would actually really like to see the Pangs take on something that's not horror.

- Lastly, Kaiju Shakedown presents the alternate (read: not as good) ending to Wong Kar-Wai As Tears Go By. It's worth watching just to see how Andy Lau can't even eat an orange the right way.

The Golden Rock - September 18th, 2007 Edition

Usually, I would start today with a box office report for Japan, but the public holiday yesterday meant that we only have admissions ranking today. So we shall start from there:

- The top 3 films from last weekend - Hero, Evangelion, and Life: Tears in Heaven - continue to hold their spots. Two newcomers that managed to break into the top 10 are the family film Miss Potter (a bit of a surprise for me, but maybe not to others) and Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django, which opened at a disappointing 7th place. Numbers should come tomorrow.

- According to a senior Chinese film official, Ang Lee's Mainland Chinese version of his latest Lust, Caution, which is reportedly half an hour shorter than the final product and cut by Lee himself, should pass the censorship process. However, the official hasn't seen the movie; he just believes Lee's shorter cut will be satisfactory.

- Here is a radio capture of the Lust, Caution theme song sung by Jacky Cheung (courtesy of EastSouthWestNorth)

- On the other hand, Chinese director Jiang Wen, whose previous film Devils on the Doorstep caused him to be banned from directing for 5 years, simply refuses to talk about the censorship process to avoid getting in trouble. His latest film, on the other hand, DID pass the censorship process and will open in China without any problems. It will also open in Hong Kong 6 days after Lust, Caution, hence the connection.

- Meanwhile, the Associated Press has a very positive review of The Sun Also Rises.

- Of course, since we ARE talking about Chinese censors, here are two more examples: Some creative ways by the censors to get Hollywood to cut their movies, including cutting the torture scene in Casino Royale and even 10 seconds of the Taiwanese flag flying in the background of a scene in The Pursuit of Happyness. And we also have why Bae Yong-Joon's latest drama Four Guardian Gods of the King won't be showing on Chinese screens any time soon. (links courtesy of EastSouthWestNorth)

- Hong Kong 20-somethings love playing their PSPs and Nintendo DS on the go. As sad as this sound, they would literally sit down with their girlfriend while one of them play and the other watches. And a lot of the times, these people are actually playing pirated Nintendo DS games (I don't think legit games have a screen that says "game master" before the game loads). So why the hell are the Japanese only going after the Koreans?

- It's reviews time! Variety's Derek Elley has a way-too-kind review of Alexi Tan's Blood Brothers, and Variety's Alissa Simon has a review of the epic film Mongol, starring Japanese indie fave Tadanobu Asano and Chinese thespian Honglei Sun, who was also in Blood Brothers. Yes, it makes perfect sense why I'd put these reviews up on the same day!

- Apparently it was being marketed at this year's Filmart in Hong Kong, but it still seemed to have come out of nowhere. It's Oxide Pang's C+ Detective, starring the buffest Hong Kong best actor winner ever Aaron Kwok. A trailer is up now, and it opens next week in Hong Kong, which means I'll probably go watch it (then again, I did miss Naraka 19...). By the way, C pronounced in English and "plus" in Chinese sounds like "private." Private detective. Get it?

- This is my favorite report of the day - Jackie Chan apparently wrote on his blog warning fans to not raise their expectations for his latest film Forbidden Kingdom. My favorite quote - ""I believe the world is anticipating the movie, but I'm not too involved." In addition, Jet Li has posted a similar advisory on his own blog, telling fans not to raise their expectations for the Jet-Jackie fight scene.

- Apparently there's a new made-for-TV from Canada called The Devil's Diary that's about a teenager who picks up and "ancient book" that would grant her any wish, including death. Obviously, Asian entertainment buffs are not hesitating one bit in calling it a rip-off of Japanese comic Death Note, about a notebook that would kill anyone whose name ends up on it.

It doesn't premiere until next week, so feel free to just watch a promo and assume everything you can from it.

- It's not confirmed, but director Alan Mak (A War Named Desire, Rave Fever, and the co-director of the Infernal Affairs trilogy) says that he is in talks to sign Sammi Cheng for his latest film co-starring Eason Chan.

The Golden Rock - September 6th, 2007 Edition

We apologize for skipping yesterday's entry, but school and movie stuff reared its ugly head at the same time, and this blogger chose to write a 3-page script for school than a really long entry in a news blog not enough people read. Plus waiting almost 3 hours to not be able to get Eason Chan tickets this morning really pissed us off. But we'll make it up in a bit.

- Let's go over the Oricon charts really quickly. On the single chart, L'Arc~en~ciel's latest got its number 1 debut, selling over 110,000 copies. The second and third places were close, with Exile finally winning out Utada Hikaru's latest by only 1,700 copies in total weekly sales. Exile (which really is just two guys singing and a bunch of people dancing) sold 95,299, and Utada Hikaru sold 93, 518. See how close that was? Next week, expect me to possibly not report the number 1 debut of Arashi's latest single.

As expected, pop rap group Ketsumeishi (imagine a hybrid of reggae, hip-hop, and pop influence blended into one) saw yet another huge debut for their 5th album on the album chart. Selling 430,000 copies (this might be a decrease from their previous album), this makes the group's 4th number 1 album debut in a row. Hell, I'll eventually pick up a copy too. Meanwhile, rock-pop group Porno Graffiti's latest did an impressive 140,000 copies, but could only muster a second place when up against the Ketsumeishi boys. Hideaki Tokunaga's cover album continues to sell well enough to drop by just one spot. Next week, expect Dragon Ash's two compilations (I really hate this new trend of releasing one compilation as two albums) to rule the chart.

- It's reviews time! LoveHKfilm's Kozo reviews romantic comedy stinker Contract Lover, Jingle Ma's "where the hell did that come from" romance Love in the City, and the Japanese comedy Bubble Fiction: Boom or Bust. Sanjuro reviews the classic martial arts insult New Game of Death and the Japanese "pure love" film Angel's Egg (Erika Sawajiri again??). There's also a review of the Korean satire The President's Last Bang by yours truly.

Hollywood Reporter has Ray Bennett's reviews of Jiang Wen's The Sun Also Rises and Lee Kang-Sheng's Help Me Eros, the sole "Taiwan" representative at Venice. Lastly, Variety has reviews of Help Me Eros and Jia Zhangke's latest documentary Useless.

- Speaking of Help Me Eros, Twitch has a link to the trailer. However, everything in that trailer feel so Tsai Ming-Liang, including the detached eroticism, that I'm honestly not all that interested.

- I first thought it was just a really funny rumor, but looks like Kirk Wong's remake of The Five Venoms looks like it's on. The funny part? It'll star Edison Chen, Maggie Q, Leehom Wang, and Wu Jing.

- Under "silly China!" news today, the expected blackout date for non-Chinese/non-communist-patriotic films is coming up, as China comes up to its October Party Congress/Party establishment anniversary date. While it was expected that Hollywood would get blocked out, even Ang Lee's Lust, Caution is getting delayed until the end of the Party Congress.

- Thanks to D-War and May 18, Korean films just had its biggest month, with the highest recorded amount of admissions within a month. Just August alone, Korean films took up 79.6% of the market.

- While Korean special effects blockbuster The Host took its special effects to Hollywood, a Hollywood film just took its special effects to Korea. OK, China/Hollywood co-production and all, but my point about the reversal remains.

- After news that Fruit Chan is making a film about a young Bruce Lee that'll be produced by Terence Chang, another piece of news has come out reporting that Hong Kong's favorite indie director will be directing an English remake of a Japanese horror film. According to the report, this is Chan's attempt to no longer be labeled as an art-house director. He could've made a better choice, though.

Last, but definitely not least; Miyoshi Umeki, the first Asian to win an Academy Award for performance, has passed away. Our condolences to her family.

Coming up on the spin-off tomorrow: Review of Pang Ho-Cheung's latest, and why the hell did i spend 3 hours to end up not getting any Eason Chan concert tickets.

The Golden Rock - September 4th, 2007 Edition

- There's not much to report in terms of box office numbers, but everyone was surprised as I was that Evangelion 1.0 opened so huge. It was apparently so huge (280 million yen on just 84 screens!) that one cinema couldn't even accommodate the crowd after moving the film to a theater 5 times larger.

- Slightly outdated, but reviews for Shinji Aoyama's latest Sad Vacation are coming in. Variety gave it a bit of a pan, while Twitch seemed to like it. Honestly, I've never seen a Shinji Aoyama thing, fearing that it's not really my thing.

- Variety also has a review of Jiang Wen's The Sun Also Rises, with Derek Elley calling the film's enjoyment dependent on individual tolerance for cranked-up visuals and acting. Does that mean there's not much beneath the visuals and acting?

- This has absolutely nothing to do with Asian films, but rather pure interest. Wes Anderson's latest The Darjeeling Limited had its premiere in Venice, but sadly under the shadow of star/co-writer Owen Wilson's suicide attempt. The reviews from the two big trade papers are out, with Variety saying that it's closer to The Royal Tennenbaums than The Life Aquatic (that would be a good thing, although I liked both very much). However, Hollywood Reporter's Ray Bennett calls it a third rate Hope and Crosby movie with no big laughs and nothing to say.

- Sorry to those who had tickets to the last two Jacky Cheung concert: the second-to-the-last show was canceled at the very last minutes because the legendary singer got ill and he claims that he couldn't even sing one-third of the songs, failing his basic requirement as a singer. When his cold didn't get any better, he canceled the final show last night as well. Still, I'll bet he sings better than those Twin girls even when he's sick...

Anyway, if you hold those tickets, go and redeem the tickets for the make-up shows at the end of January 2008.

- Imagethief goes over point-by-point on how the report of China Film Group chairman Han Sanping said about China needing more patriotic films is not something that should happen to the Chinese film industry. This quote sums it all up: "...government involvement in any aspect of popular culture, unless it is simply cutting a check, is generally bad form. This is because politicians and bureaucrats are, by and large, crappy arbiters of taste."

- MCL, whose Kornhill cinema is honestly not that great, is working with a property firm named Shaw (not THAT Shaw, right) to open the largest multiplex in Hong Kong. I hope they have sound separation better there then MCL Kornhill.

- A trailer for the Hollywood remake for the Japanese horror flick One Missed Call is up. I never saw the original, but anyone still complaining about PG-13 horror movies should know that it didn't even get any restrictive rating in Japan (maybe a PG-12?)

- The live-action Grave of the Fireflies has started filming, but there's still no information on who's behind the film.

- Not sure who's interested, but the Canadian period film Silk, starring Michael Pitt and Keira Knightley (her in another period film??) will be closing the Tokyo International Film Festival this year.

The Golden Rock - August 26th, 2007 Edition

- The problem with being a director that makes the highest-grossing film that year is that expectations suddenly grows high on everything you do. This is the case with Isao Yukisada. After Crying Out for Love in the Center of the World made a ton of cash in Japan, Yukisada's work has been hit-and-miss, with studio films Kita No Zeronen and Haru No Yuki. Then he returns to write and direct Into the Faraway Sky, a children's fantasy film that he started working on from scratch for 7 years. However, his name is the only thing that the film had going for it, and 27.04 million yen on about 120 screens. That opening is only 15% of The Great Yokai War. Would this mean Yukisada is going back to studio-friendly big movies?

- Apparently, there's a trailer for the sequel to the hit film Always: Sunset on Third Street that I can't get to work. Anyway, director Takashi Yamazaki returns to the director's chair (apparently, no one called him to make Returner 2)

- Speaking of Returner, Takeshi Kaneshiro is apparently director Peter Chan Ho-Sun's Robert De Niro, as Kaneshiro will be starring in his third Chan film in a row. This time, it's back to the vein of the romance genre about a pair of lovers who wait 18 years for each other. Note: the link in that post to the Mainland Chinese website no longer works, so I have no idea whether this news is true or not.

- Did anyone notice a pretty big absence from Hong Kong's Golden Bauhinia Awards? It was Derek Yee's Protege - the film had only one nomination (for music), but it somehow made the award's 10 Best Chinese Film list. The list is as follows:

Protege, The Postmodern Life of My Aunt, After This Our Exile, Exiled, Crazy Stone, Still Life, Isabella, Election 2, Battle of Wits, and Curse of the Golden Flower. Where's Exodus, the film that got the most nomiations?

Source: Oriental Daily

- The Japanese action flick Midnight Eagle, co-produced by Universal Pictures, will get its premiere in Los Angeles thanks to its Hollywood connections. This is to build momentum for the upcoming American film market, as well as its screening at the Tokyo International Film Festival. For some reason, the trailers I've seen just can't get me excited about this film at all.

- A modest worldwide action star vs. an arrogant worldwide action star. Who to believe? Jackie Chan (that's the arrogant one) wrote that his fight with Jet Li on Forbidden Kingdom was fast and natural and will probably be equivalent to Jesus rising up to save the world. However, Jet Li says that don't get your hopes up and that he and Chan are both getting too old for this shit.

- Stephen Gauger's The Owl and Sparrow won the narrative award at the Asian Film Festival of Dallas. Here is a list of winner from Twitch.

- Mamoru Oshii (Ghost in the Shell) is making a follow-up to his film "Tachiguishi Retsudan" with the omnibus film "Shin. Onna Tachiguishi Retsudan." One of the six films will apparently feature a 17-minute long monologue....with the short film just running 23 minutes long.

- China bans yet another TV show, this time about cosmetic surgery and sex changes. However, the authority does mention that the show contain bloody images, so maybe it was riped for a ban, unlike some stupid talent show.

The Golden Rock - August 23rd, 2007 Edition

- Jia Zhangke's award-winning Still Life finally hit the arthouse screen of Japan. In the 204-seat theater, the film attracted 1811 people and 2.34 million yen in its opening Saturday and Sunday. With 5 shows a day, that's 181.1 people per show, and apparently all shows on Sunday (except the last one) were sold out. I never knew Jia Zhangke had that many fans in Japan.

- Some reports are reporting that two stations under the Japanese satellite TV provider SkyPerfect TV has been ordered to pay copyright owners of some Chinese dramas because they were shown without any permission or compensation. However, those two stations are actually revealed to be China-based TV stations, not Japanese.

- Eiren, or the Motion Pictures Producers Association of Japan, have started a Japanese movie database containing information on all Japanese films made after the year 2000. Don't worry, they're working to make an even more complete database in the future. The only problem is that the database is in Japanese, so no luck to my fellow foreign Japanese film fans.

- the first teaser for Lee Myung-Se's M is up, and while it looks really beautiful (shot in digital?), I'm always afraid of films that look beautiful because they turn out crappy (Natural City, anyone?).

- On the heels of the resurgence of local films in South Korea, thanks to D-War and May 18, the upcoming Sookmyeong is now the most expensive distribution deal for a Korean film to Japan this year. Don't pop the champagne open yet, though, its US$2 million price tag is only half of what Korean films got at the height of the Korean wave in Japan.

- To complete a trifecta of Korean film news, Kaiju Shakedown introduces an overdue Korean film about cooking.

- After Wild Mama, there's another dubiously named character-based drama coming this fall. This time it's Mop Girl, which is about exactly what the title suggests.

- Despite being reported this week, the badly named Zhang Ziyi/Jang Dong-gun starrer Laundry Warrior has not been shooting since May because Jang is injured, and Zhang is already off shooting the new Chen Kaige movie. However, the star of Chen Kaige's film Leon Lai is off shooting the latest Chang Siu-Tung film with Kelly Chan and Donnie Yen, so who's where?

- Under "films we don't really care about" today, some Asian actors has joined the cast of The Pink Panther 2, where they will most likely just play some type of Asian stereotype.

- The complete lineup for the Toronto International Film Festival is out, but it's way too long for me to pick out what's worth mentioning, so I'll leave that to you all.

- Taiwanese New Wave director Edward Yang, who recently passed away, will receive the Filmmaker of the Year award at the Pusan International Film Festival. There will also be a retrospective of Yang's films as well.

I don't like to pimp out the new Spin-off blog, The Golden Gate Meets The Lion Rock, but I just wrote a brief review of Alexi Tan's Blood Brothers there, so check it out.

The Golden Rock - August 20th, 2007 Edition.

If you haven't noticed the link section by now, I now officially announce the opening of The Golden Gate Meets The Lion Rock. As I wrote in the first post, this spin-off blog is a result of a realization that the daily The Golden Rock entries are getting way too long. I will move all movie reviews and general Hong Kong observations into that blog, so expect reviews of some of the films I've seen here in Hong Kong and probably better pictures. Either way, it'll be fun.

- If these stats are right, it was a pretty busy Sunday at the Hong Kong box office. Pixar's Ratatouille pulled a surprising victory over Jackie Chan's Rush Hour 3, making HK$1.07 million on 33 screens, passing the HK$20 million mark after 18 days. While Rush Hour 3 won Thursday, its weekend bump wasn't enough, making only HK$1 million on Sunday for a 4-day weekend total of just HK$3.52 million. Then again, a few people at the screening I went to (out of a meager 15 or so) seemed to have enjoy it. Maybe they were high. The other opening film of the weekend, Walt Disney China's The Magic Gourd, rebounded from its weak Thursday opening for a Sunday gross of HK$310,000 from 16 screens for a 4-day total of HK$840,000, ensuring that the film will indeed pass the HK$1 million mark. I walked by one of the theaters showing it on Sunday, and the monitor showed that the film was actually at at least 80-85% capacity, so I'm not surprised it did so well that day.

As for returning films, The Simpsons Movie leads the pack with HK$700,000 on 36 screens for an 11-day total of HK$8.07 million. It should pass the HK$10 million mark this coming week, especially for a cartoon that I've never seen shown on HK television (is it on HK television? Let me know). The Bourne Ultimatum managed to retain some word-of-mouth and rebounded on Sunday with HK$550,000 on 30 screens for a HK$6.88 million 11-day total. Another action film getting word-of-mouth but still being pushed out is Wilson Yip's Flash Point (which I will review on the spin-off). Screens are dwindling down, and a lot of exhibitors are only showing this three times or less a day, but it still made HK$460,000 on 28 screens for a 11-day total of HK$7.35 million.

- Holy shit, this D-War thing is getting crazy. After its third weekend, the dragon-in-LA blockbuster has now accumulated 7.45 million admissions and is now the 7th biggest film of all time in Korea. the "historical" film May 18 ain't doing so bad, either, with over 6 million admissions already. With Korean films taking the top 4 spots this weekend, does that mean local films are making a comeback, or just a weakening Hollywood lineup?

- We won't have any numbers for Japan until tomorrow, but admission rankings shows Harry Potter overtaking Ocean's 13 to become number 1 again. Under "disappointing openings" today, Fumihiko Sori's Vexville opens at 9th place.

- In a brief roundup of drama ratings, Papa To Musume No Nanakakan wrapped up on Sunday with a 14.5 rating after scoring a season-low 11.9 rating last week. In the end, the Freaky Friday-clone scored an OK-average of 13.9, making it the 4th highest-rated drama of the season if things hold up. Meanwhile, the highest-rated drama of the season title was between First Kiss and Hana Zagari no Kimitachi he, but both are suffering from season-low ratings. Actually, everything is suffering from falling ratings, but Hana happened to have started high enough to stay on top.

Lastly, Sushi Ouji, the drama that had such high expectations that a movie was greenlit before the drama even began airing, has fallen to a 5.9 rating in its 4th week after premiering it with an 8.8. Who do they exactly expect to see the movie now?

- Wow. Sonny Chiba's directorial debut is set to be released this Friday, and I had no idea. Oyaji stars Sonny Chiba as a loving father who dies in a family that ends up tearing his family apart. However, he suddenly returns the life, and I guess kicks a lot of ass with a shovel. It'll only play in one Tokyo theater for one show a night, but it actually looks pretty good. Hell, I'll buy an advance ticket just for that lighter.

And yes, I realize from the trailer that Chiba is only co-directing it, but I would guess that applies to scenes he's not in, so that makes it a pretty big deal.

- Vietnamese-French director Tran Ahn Hung (Cyclo) is working on a new film, and it actually features a pretty major Panasian cast. I know Josh Harnett isn't anything exciting, but it also features Shawn Yu (an actor I'm coming to like more and more), Lee Byung-Heon, and Japanese drama king Kimura Takuya. The story doesn't sound that good, but I can't help but hope for the best.

- And they wonder why Hong Kong people can't accept Mainland Chinese movies. The chairman of China Film Group was reported saying that China needs more films that promote nationalism and are "ethically inspiring." The quote that pissed me off the most? "'The reality of this country's economic reforms is that the country, the race, is prospering...There can't be anyone who makes fun of it. People who do either have ulterior motives or they're mentally challenged'" He really sounds like an American right-winger when he says that; maybe he should move to the American South and let the people who know what they're doing (i.e. the filmmakers) do their jobs.

- Hell, even Jet Li is pissed at the way movies work in China. After attempting to make movies with positive messages that still fail to get into China, Li is speaking out about his annoyances.

- In a related note, Zhang Ziyi will star in a movie called Laundry Warriors.

- The US trailer for Johnnie To's Exiled is up from Magnolia Pictures, and they sure make it look better than your usual Hong Kong action film trailer. Still, what's up with all the shots of the girl in her underwear? Those are all from the same scene.

- The India film industry not-so-politely ask you all to stop calling their film industry Bollywood. And I politely ask them to stop remaking movies and just add sing-and-dance scenes into it.

- They're so in love! While Wilson Yip's next film is a co-directing effort that puts Donnie Yen as a horror-action hero, they're already working on their film after that. What's scary is that Yen will play Wisely, a legendary modern literary character that one can compare as the Sherlock Holmes of Hong Kong - but with supernatural aspects. In case you don't know, the last Wisely movie was Wesley's Mysterious Files. Now I know what kind of expectations to put on this.

- There's a review for one of this year's major Japanese drama adaptation films Unfair: The Movie. Caution, it does contain some spoilers, including one major plot twist.

- Chinese audiences are in love with contrived reality, as the reality gimmick show Wife Swap is a hit. And yet they're not allowed to watch Chow Yun-Fat play a Singaporean.

- This remains unconfirmed, but Pang Ho-Cheung, whose award-nominated Exodus is coming out next month, will be producing with Chapman To on a new film after the critical success of Isabella, the first film under their production company. This new film will make up 8 stories of different genres (all to be directed by Pang?) and its initial cast list include Chapman To himself, Edison Chen, Shawn Yue, Isabella Leung, and Gillian Chung.

Source: Oriental Daily.

The Golden Rock - August 19th, 2007 Edition

- I reported earlier in the week that Ocean's Thirteen opened fairly huge in Japan last weekend, bumping Transformers all the way from first to third place. Turns out its 380 million yen opening is only 70% of Ocean's Twelve and 54% of Ocean's Eleven. However, the film did open just before the weeklong Obon holidays in Japan, which means it might catch during the week and for this weekend as well. With no big Hollywood blockbusters opening this weekend, that is certainly seeming more likely now. We shall know by Tuesday.

- As reported yesterday, four of the five Hong Kong TVB Tigers of the late 80s (sans Tony Leung Chiu-Wai) are reuniting for the latest film by director Derek Chiu Sung-Kei. Now we can report that Brothers will be coming in October, and the Chinese-language Hong Kong film blog has pictures from the press conference showing the all-male cast.

- After scoring 10 nominations at the Golden Bauhinia Awards (without screening it at all anywhere publicly), there's a trailer out for Edmond Pang Ho-Cheung's Exodus. It might just be a teaser, but this is looking to be easily the strangest Pang film yet. Add the poster now in HK cinemas, this is lining up to be one of the most intriguing-looking Hong Kong film in a long time.

- This week's Teleview column on the Daily Yomiuri talks about the dramas Japanese television networks have for the fall to try and push the ratings back up. I don't know, three detective dramas in one season looks to be a bit much.

- Yu Ha, who made the adult drama Marriage is a Crazy Thing in 2002, made two violent gangster dramas in a row- Once Upon a Time in High School and A Dirty Carnival. Now the poet/filmmaker is dipping his hand into the historical and possibly gay romance drama genre. Apparently, the director simply describes it as "a love story between men," which would probably be a good pitch for Donnie Yen's Flash Point.

- Japanese mega-producer Haruki Kadokawa and director Takashi Miike are teaming up (how many movies does Miike have in the pipe now? I count 3 including this one) for a sci-fi film named Kamisama no Puzzle (God's Puzzle). I can't tell whether it's supposed to be a comedy or drama.

- Was anyone wondering how Andrew Lau's Hollywood debut The Flock did in Japan (I believe it's the first territory in the world to have it in theaters, but I could be wrong)? Along with The Pang Brothers' The Messengers, The Flock opened on around 20-50 screens and ended up making less than 100 million yen. Yes, in Japan, they won't even watch Hollywood films by Hong Kong directors.

100 million yen isn't even US$1 million, by the way.

- Johnnie To's Mad Detective (formerly named The Detective) is going to the Venice Film Festival after all. To refresh your memory, Mad Detective marks the first dramatic collaboration between Johnnie To and best actor winner Lau Ching-Wan since.....well, in a long ass time. That automatically should make it a film to look forward to.

- Hey, Australia. Don't pirate movies and end up getting nothing like Canada.

Expect the Podcast to be back next week, and maybe that promised new feature tomorrow.

The Golden Rock - August 16th Edition

As usual, there's not really much news on Thursdays, and there's even a bit of a Hong Kong slant on things today.

- Most of the Toronto International Festival lineup has been announced, and the Asian selection looks real yummy. This year we have Ang Lee, Edmond Pang, Alexi Tan's Blood Brothers (although the words "cautionary tale" has me cautious), Nobuhiro Yamashita, Hur Jin-Ho, Johnnie To/Wai Ka-Fai, Takeshi Kitano, Aoyama Shinji, and Im Kwon-Taek.

- Forgot to mention this for a few days, but Lovehkfilm has a review of Wilson Yip's loving tribute to Donnie Yen and his bloody face Flash Point.

- Writer/director Koki Mitani, who last wrote and directed the chaotic and often funny The Uchoten Hotel, has upgraded his predictions for his next film The Magic Hour. Now he's promising 10 laughs in three minutes instead of his earlier prediction of 3 laughs a minute. I'll be counting, ok?

- After Monkey Magic became the widest release for a live-action Japanese film, that record is about to be quickly broken, and by another SMAP member, no less. Kimura Takuya's drama adaptation film Hero is set to open on 470 screens (again, the blog post says it's the widest for a Japanese film, period, but who can confirm this?). With ratings topping at over 30%, can the film's demand meet the supply come September?

- Under "it's worse than I thought" news today, a full page ad for that Eric Tsang/Wong Jing collaboration, now named Beauty and the 7 Beasts, was on the pages of Hong Kong newspapers today. The woman on the poster, according to the comment section, is Meng Yao, who played DJ Sammy's wife/manager in the comedy shitter Super Fans. According to the ad, that is the woman that is supposed to "make your mouth dry, have a fever, suffer from increased heartbeats, make your body grow stiff, and cause your nose to bleed." Is it just me, or is Hong Kong cinema getting increasingly out of touch with reality?

- Remember Lost in Beijing? The film by Chinese director Li Yu that suffered a bunch of cuts for its Chinese release, but even is uncut version as found to be not that big of a deal. Nevertheless, even though the film has cleared the censors, its release is still being put off to "create a healthy and harmonious environment" ahead of the Chinese communist party's congress. They ought to know that to really bury a film is to release it in so little screens that no one cares, not allow such news to go out.

- On the other hand, China has finally cleared the Japanese disaster film The Sinking of Japan for theatrical release. It's a movie where Japan sinks, so why wouldn't China allow it?

- A trailer for Asian-American star Daniel Henney's latest film My Father is out. This one looks pretty demanding in terms of acting skills, but after Seducing Mr. Perfect, it's going to take a hell of a lot more than a trailer to convince me that Henney might be able to act.

- In more "silly Chinese censors" news, the government television agency killed off a talent show called "The First Time I was Touched." I think the word touched is to mean emotionally, not physically. Still, censors says the show create a negative social effect and is damaging the medium of television. How fucking ironic is that?

- When I signed up for internet/broadband TV last week, the service was promoting the new English Premier League service. That's why I don't blame Hong Kong pay TV for going after bars that not only steal cable, but use it to make money.

- Apparently, the latest Lee Myung-Se film M is finished. For those that don't know, Lee made a huge splash with Nowhere to Hide, but pissed a lot of people off with Duelist, so let's see how this one goes.

The Golden Rock - August 14th, 2007 Edition

- The Japanese box office numbers are out, showing that Ocean's Thirteen opened fairly well with 496 million yen, and Transformers dropping 36.5% in its second week, which again is somewhat surprising considering how well it has done with word-of-mouth elsewhere. Of course, its drop to third place is also because Harry Potter dropped only by 7% to keep its second-place spot.

However, the biggest drop in the top 10 goes to the latest Naruto movie, which lost 47% of its audience, while the smallest drop belongs to - and I'm almost kind of sad to say this - Monkey Magic, which lost only 3% of its audience to make 2.98 billion yen total, inching ever closer for Fuji TV to break even.

- According to Mark Russell's Korea Pop Wars, turns out D-War is actually close to getting 5.71 million admissions and has already passed the break-even point at the standards of the reported budget.

- My new favorite weekly feature these days is the Teleview column on the Daily Yomiuri website. This week, writer Wm. Penn writes about what's on Japanese TV this week and a possible ratings crisis on stations' hands.

- And yet, Japan are still rolling out one drama adaptation film after another. The latest is the hit Kimura Takuya drama Hero, and a trailer is floating around online. Honestly, it's not doing much for me, but that's because I've never seen Hero.....Oriental 188 Mall, here I come.

- My bad. I totally forgot to acknowledge that Grady Hendrix's informative Asian cinema blog Kaiju Shakedown is back, and in a much more complicated link. The link section shall be updated. Anyway, Grady reports today that Hong Kong video distributor Mei Ah's remastered version of Patrick Tam Ka-Ming's Nomad is actually not the director's cut, and that the "corrected" version will be out in 2008.

- After a Tokyo multiplex found success with weekly showing of Korean star Bae Yong-Joon's dramas, a smaller independent theater is doing the same with Korean star So Ji Sub's Choa Choa (is that the real name? Or just the Japanese name?). If this is a success as well, then looks like the Korean wave isn't so dead after all in Japan.

- The Japanese song "Sen No Kaze Ni Natte," based on an English poem found at the World Trade Center in New York, has finally sold one million copies after becoming a huge hit the first half of the year.

- I don't know if this can be considered a compliment to someone that's already been in the business for 20 years - Director Peter Chan Ho-Sun said his biggest surprise from making the period action film The Warlords is Jet Li's dramatic acting ability. Actually, that moment came for me while watching Fearless.

- I'm going to make a small private confession - I consider my most creative time in terms of scriptwriting to be right after I got dumped by my second girlfriend. During that period, I actually wrote 3 or 4 short film scripts, none of which I ended up making. I mention this because Kazuaki Kiriya, better known perhaps as ex-Mr. Utada Hikaru, seems to be going through a similar thing. Not only is he currently shooting a Japanese film, it's actually confirmed that he also have his Hollywood debut lined up.

- In casting news today, Koyuki, whose most famous role is in The Last Samurai, has signed up to for Blood: The Last Vampire alongside Jeon Ji-Hyun (to be credited as Gianna Jun). These international Pan-Asian co-production in English just don't seem to turn out very well (Dragon Squad, anyone?), so I don't expect much.

Meanwhile, the television remake of Akira Kurosawa's High And Low has signed up high-profile young actor Satoshi Tsumabuki as the kidnapper.

- The United States government's bullying continues, as they have asked the World Trade Organization to put together a panel to settle their complaint against China over piracy of their films. Just what exactly are they expecting the Chinese government to do, ask for a couple of bucks from every Chinese citizen to pay off the MPA?

Oh, they want to work bilaterally, so that means they want to actually go into China and take down every single pirate vendors themselves.

- One place America doesn't need to go to is Shenzhen, where crackdown on pirate vendors have caused the number of vendors to go from 1,000 to 50 in the last few years. Is that enough result for you, America?

The Golden Rock - August 3rd, 2007 Edition

Today's the day. Your favorite blogger is heading to Hong Kong tonight, so this would be the final entry for a week or two. As a result, today's entry is a little longer than usual.

- In Hong Kong on Thursday opening day, Jay Chou's directorial debut Secret (with a BC Magazine review here and a fluff piece/review from AP here) opens pretty well with HK$720,000 on 35 screens for a total HK$870,000 already, including previews. Rely on the teens to show up to this one, and maybe it'll go past the HK$10 million mark. Meanwhile, Pixar's Ratatouille, whose Hong Kong version feature the voices of Ronald Cheng, Edmond Leung, and Cecilia Cheung, opened on 35 screens for a much better HK$1.11 million.

But the winner of opening day remains Michael Bay's Transformers, which picked up another HK$1.34 million from 63 screens for an 8-day total of HK$21.32 million. However, with the ticket price inflation, the amount of admissions is probably around the same as Ratatouille. On the Hong Kong film front, Invisible Target passed the HK$10 million mark on Tuesday. Despite some multiplexes already playing less shows each day, it still managed to make HK$310,000 on just 18 screens for a 15-day total of HK$11.23 million. Will this make it to the HK$15 million mark and beat Love is Not All Around?

- It's a miracle! The Korean monster film D-War, which took forever for a wide release in its home Korea despite being the touted as the most expensive Korean film ever made, has grossed US$2.9 million on its opening day. According to Korea Pop Wars, its two-day total is now US$6.1 million and should reach 2-2.5 million admissions by the end of the weekend. However, despite praises for the special effects, everything else is being panned, so word-of-mouth might not be too good on this one. By the way, the official budget of the film was locked at US$35 million, though about $40 million has been spent to start up a new special effects house that did this film. I'm sure distributor Showbox is kind of breathing a sigh of relief, though they still have plenty of money to make back.

- Yawn. Japanese copyright organizations continue in their endless effort to pressure Youtube Japan to weed out copyright violators. How about they work to make legitimate content easier to access before they cut all supplies? This stuff is like drugs - you cut them off, people will do anything for a fix.

- Meanwhile, The Computer & Communication Industry Association, which includes Google and Microsoft, has lodged a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission to protest copyright holders putting misleading warnings against copyright infringement that fail to educate consumers on fair use laws. Those named in the complaint include major movie studios, Major League Baseball, the National Football League, and of course, the MPAA.

- Director Edward Yang, who recently passed away at his home in the United States, is expected to be honored at this year's Golden Horse Awards. Is it just me, or is the claim that he's an "American" director going to piss off some people, seeing he's one of the pioneers of NEW TAIWAN CINEMA?

- reviews time! We have Japan Times' review of Hideo Nakata's Kaidan by Mark Schilling, the Variety review of the hit Korean horror film Black House by Derek Elley, and I'm partially translating the very very limited release (one theater in my old neighborhood of Kwun Tong, to be exact) Hong Kong film Bar Paradise:

First, a little background: Bar Paradise is a 2005 film directed by Wing-Lun Mak, who's directed some low-budget DV productions. It stars Julian Cheung, Gordon Lam, Candy Yu, and Eric Tsang. The original Chinese post in full is here. The following are excerpts translated -

在設計上，電影可算是十分趕客，單要觀眾適應片中對白的語言已經幾乎令人神經錯亂。泰語、粵語和普通話互通。其中余安安對著曾志偉，明明兩人懂粵語也在片中有粵語對白，偏要講出泰語來。張智霖和林家棟時國時粵時泰，看來買多數部「靈格風」也未必有耐性去理解。想看字幕？錯字大量供應，例如「道歉」因倉頡選碼誤選為「道欺」比比皆是。

In design, the film seems to be made to drive audiences away. Understanding the languages in the dialogue is enough drive audiences crazy. It switches between Thai, Cantonese, and Mandarin. For instance, Even though both Candy Yu and Eric Tsang speak Cantonese in the film and understand the language, they still speak Thai; Julian Cheung and Gordon Lam switch between Mandarin, Cantonese, and Thai, even buying an electronic dictionary won't mean you'd have the patience to understand. Want to read subtitles? There's a large supply of wrong words, such as "doh heep" (apologize) becomes "doh hei" (the second Chinese character looks alike, but oh so utterly wrong).

至於曾志偉，則在電影中飾演一名泰國軍閥政客，而附上「韓琛」式的例湯演繹。而余安安則佔戲不多，但又奇怪地加入一場穿黑色內衣褲色誘曾志偉的場面。中午時份播放，難怪股市也曾出現一陣「獲利回吐」，慶幸戲院並沒有出現嘔吐物。

As for Eric Tsang, he plays a Thai warlord politician in the performance style of the usual "Sam Han" (his character from Infernal Affairs). Candy Yu doesn't have much screen time, but there is a strange addition in the form of a scene in which she seduces Eric Tsang in black panties. No wonder even the stock market experienced a "resurgence of profits" during its noon screening. Thankfully, no vomit appeared in the theatre.

劇情和演員拿出零分之餘，電影在拍攝技巧亦仿如恐佈片一樣，突然時跳到下一場不連配樂的情況也常出現。莫怪乎零五年的電影至今才出現。電影結局亦不明所以，令觀眾在大量無奈下離場。

With no effort from the plot and the actors, the film's technique resembles a horror film, and sudden jumps to the next scene where the music don't even match happen often. No wonder this 2005 film took this long to show up. Even the ending is incomprehensible, making the audience leave in a state of helplessness.

So in other words....this movie stinks.

- Along with the Kaidan review is Jason Gray's interview with director Hideo Nakata, who made the original "Ring" film and is directing the Death Note spinoff L. Jason has more about the interview itself in his blog.

- Another film off the "milking the Nanking massacre for all its worth" assembly line, Simon West's Purple Mountain, has started filming. This film is an adaptation of the controversial book "The Rape of Nanjing" by Iris Chang, and is the most expensive of the productions. West apparently wants to create the same type of impact as Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List.

Let's see - Tomb Raider and Con Air vs. Indiana Jones and Saving Private Ryan. Don't think that'll happen.

- In a continuing lack of creativity in the world of Japanese television dramas (as is the case in television drama circles around the world), there are more comic adaptations coming to your small screens.

- Japan Times has a look at movies that deal with the atomic bombing of Hiroshima in light of the release of Steven Okazaki's White Light/Black Rain.

- Twitch mistakenly links the website for Miki Satoshi's latest Tenten, starring Satoshi favorite Joe Odagiri as the website for Odagiri's directorial debut. Still, Tenten looks pretty interesting, and since the film is about two men walking across Tokyo, the advance ticket actually comes with a map of the locations they visit in the film. Now there's a souvenir worth buying.

That's it for now. The Golden Rock will be back in 1-2 weeks, with The Song of the Day feature continuing (wished more of you voted, though). There might be a few surprises and additions coming, so keep checking in starting next weekend. See you all on the other side of the world!

The Golden Rock - August 1st, 2007 Edition

- Let's start with those Oricon charts today. On the singles chart, Ai Otsuka's latest single debuts at number one, selling just over 68,000 copies, making it her first number 1 single debut since 2005. Rip Slyme's latest single, despite having lots of sexy ladies in its MTV, scored only a third place debut with only 30,000 copies. Last week's winner, Ayumi Hamasaki's latest, dropped significantly from 110,000 copies to just 23,000 copies this week. Expect next week's singles chart to be between two boy bands - Dong Bang Shin Ki and Hey! Say!. Luckily I won't be around to report that debacle.

On the albums chart, Orange Range ruled it, selling a combined 420,000 copies of their latest set of compilation albums (210,000 copies each). Far behind in second place is the debut of Canadian-Japanese band Monkey Majik's second album, selling 82,000 copies, and bumping KinKi Kids' latest down to 3rd place with 72,000 copies sold after debuting 300,000 copies last week. Bonnie Pink's latest album debuted with a weak 53,000 copies sold for a 5th place debut. Next week, the pop duo Sukima Switch should take the top spot with a quieter chart.

I was just about to report the drama satisfaction rankings on the Oricon site when I noticed that the Tokyograph blog talked about it too. So I think I'll leave it to them to report it.

- The Hong Kong Films blog in Chinese has an interesting feature about how Hong Kong box office numbers are reported. Apparently, only the Association of Hong Kong Films gather the numbers and figures by telephone polls. They simply call theaters at different times of the day and ask for each theaters' sales figures for each film. This primitive human reporting also means the figures are prone to error. Has anyone heard of such cases?

- The new Nobuhiro Yamashita film Tennen Kokkeko opened this past weekend on three screens in Tokyo, and it attracted a very strong 3212 admissions/5.07 million yen over 2 days. Considering that means an average of 123 people at each showing, and since the average capacity of each screen is 149, I'd say that's pretty good.

- Darcy Paquet's Korean Film Page has a review of a rare film from North Korea that apparently swept the nation since, well, it was probably the only thing playing.

- Meanwhile, South Korean artistic auteur Hong Sang-Soo is working on a new film that was originally planned to be in French, but will now just be filmed in France.

- It's war. Hong Kong animation firm Imagi, who did the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, has just hired yet another animation veteran from Dreamworks animation. One of the major animators of the Shrek trilogy, who got promoted to co-director by the third film, is from Hong Kong, so this kind of evens things out.

- American distributor Funimation has picked up a couple of films for distribution - the not-so-surprising one would be Fumihiko Sori's Vexille, and the surprising ones are Yoji Yamada's Love and Honor and Hirokazu Kore-eda's Hana. Oh, they got that damn Genghis Kahn movie too.

- Note to Hong Kong people - Wilson Yip's Flashpoint may be opening officially next week, but there are some "secret announcements" of advanced showings this weekend. The picture in the entry was taken at Kwun Tong's Silver Theatre, which is not exactly Hong Kong's finest.

- It's teasers time! Twitch has the teasers to the direct remake of Tsubaki Sanjuro and the Universal Pictures-funded Japanese action film Midnight Eagle.

- Then Variety has profiles to two rising female figures in the Asian cinema world - director Naomi Kawase (whose The Mourning Forest is not doing too well in Japan as expected) and award-winning actress Jeon Do-Yeon.

- The French film censors want to step up their authori-tie by looking to extend its powers to also review films that play in France as part of film festivals. But instead of giving ratings, they have to right to not allow the film play at French festivals. I would rather they just rated them instead.